An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...