Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...