Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...