The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...