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How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
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Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
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Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...