God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...