Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Texan with a new car
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Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
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How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...