Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...