A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...