I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
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Blacks and Xmas Trees?
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Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
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Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
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Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...