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Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
I have a magical dancing duck
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Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Computers are female
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I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
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Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...