I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...