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Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...