Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...