How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp