Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...