Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?