What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...