Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...