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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...