Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!