Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...