New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Normal traffic stop
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The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Ring Those Bells
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