Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...