Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...