Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...