In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...