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A man was playing a game of golf…
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If Cray made toasters…
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R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Day after Christmas.
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A guy was driving home one evening…
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Not On Your Anniversary!
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Engineers Laying Sod
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