Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Hick computer terms
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Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...