I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....