Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...