Getting Down Under
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BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
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Addicted to AOL!
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...