Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...