Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...