Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...