Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...