Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...