Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...