Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...