A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...