I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...