Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!