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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
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Men Are Like Noodles
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Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
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Alabama License Application
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