Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...