Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
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A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
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The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
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Good question
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blind farmer
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Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
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Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……