Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...