Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...