Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...