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Too Many Pills
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Students Science Bloopers
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Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Only Time
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They are stopped by the police
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