Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Woman’s instructions
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Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!