US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...